CAP'N JACK, CAP'N JACK!!!

[tyledras]

Then swab the deck, ye scabby! get to it Jace! as fer Jade, well, uh, does she take orders well?

*raises sword, rolls eyes and looks drunk for a second, then staggers forward with a yell*

Load the cannons! Do that cool trick from the movie and turn us hard round the anchor so we can show'em our broadsides lads!!

[tyledras]

And no one walks the plank until we blow those mangy sea dogs from the water!!

or unless they try to mutiny.... *glares a crazy-eyed look at a certain short, blue man*

[Jelymo]

*sees will turner*

*jaw drops*

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*jumps him*

[JaceSan]

Oy. He's been at the rum again. Why would we be swabbin' decks before a battle? So they're nice and clean when they get blown to smithereens?

*runs off to help arm the cannons*

[Enlanra]

*suddenly finds self clung to by a giant limpet* What is this being? *grabs and oar from a row boat and tries to pry it off*

Jack!! Help me!!

[tyledras]

What kind of First Mate are ye Wil??? Let go of the woman and prepare for battle!!!

For the love of God, Somebody turn the Pearl to show her broadsides, or we'll be cut to ribbons by those poncy tossers!!

Move ye scurvy bastards or ye'll hear one of me poems!!! *And i'll get the parrot to sing ye a song as we go down into the drink*

[Enlanra]

I'm trying!!

*beckons a couple of the crew to help. they mostly stand around and laugh*

Jack! I can't breathe! She's crushing me!

[JaceSan]

*aims one of the cannons at the limpet*

I think I can shoot it off from here, Will. Hold still.

[Jelymo]

*turns around to face jace*

*tries to catch breath, bosoms heaving*

you will NOT fire a cannon at me!

[JaceSan]

*watches bosoms heave and promptly misfires his cannon*